Have you ever felt decision paralysis when trying to pick the number of stars to give a book you recently finished??
Ever felt like four stars was too generous for the drivel you just read, but three stars would be a misrepresentation of how the story affected you??
You're not alone.
In order to ensure prevent such scenarios from affecting us, we have developed the logical next step in book ratings. Through a completely accurate, all-encompassing, scientifically guided, Grail of literary data collection, we have quantified and qualified your love (or hate) for a fictitious book of prose.
Using Principal Component Analysis (PCA), we have refined your opinions on the book across Engagement, Characterizations, Plot, Literary Value, Setting, and Influence. We simplified your responses into a single, easy-to-understand metric: PC1.
This becomes your indisputable rating for your book! Mathematics once again proving it is the best method for approaching emotive and opinion based topics.